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Monday, September 21, 2009
Make A Difference Monday
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Sunday, September 20, 2009
Signs
* On a New York loft building:
"Wanted: Woman to sew buttons on the fourth floor."
* In a New Hampshire medical building:
"Martin Diabetes Professional Ass."
* In the office of a loan company:
"Ask about our plans for owning your home."
* In a New York medical building:
"Mental health prevention center."
* In a toy department:
"Five Santa Clauses -- no waiting."
* On a New York convalescent home:
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
* On a Maine shop:
"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and
workmanship.
* At a number of military bases:
"Restraicted to unauthorized personnel."
* In a number of parking areas:
"Violators will be enforced and Trespassers will be violated."
* On a display of "I Love You Only" Valentine cards:
"Now available in multi-packs."
* In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:
"Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work."
* In a funeral parlor:
"Ask about our layaway plan.
* On a window of a New Hampshire hamburger restaurant:
"Yes, we are open. Sorry for the inconvenience."
* In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
* In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits - $10.00 - They won't last an hour!"
* On an Indiana shopping mall marquee:
"Archery tournament. Ears pierced."
* In the bathroom of a large apartment building:
"When taking showers, please leave the bathroom door a jar.
This will prevent the plaster from peeling."
* Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
How I'm Feeling

Ok, so maybe I'm not THAT desperate- yet. But it feels that way when you have finally decided you are ready to get back in the workforce. I want the RIGHT job not just A job. At first it seemed they only companies interested in me where insurance agencies so I expanded a bit and sent resume's to particular companies and have had a few interviews. But nothing that just made me giddy. After much prayer I can happily say I have received and accepted a quite unusual job offer. I am going to be working at Gavin's school teaching the 2 1/2 year olds from 8-1. Gavin will get to go to school for free, I get to work with kids, and I can get ready to go back to school in January for my teaching certificate. I am so thankful for this. I have wanted to go back to school for so long but just never have followed through. But after substituting this past month at the HS I have never been more certain. What blessings God has given me!
A big "thank you" goes to my husband who says "I want you to do what makes you happy". WOW! I am so incredibly lucky.
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Monday, September 14, 2009
Oh Happy Day!!
Love it when the FedEx man comes to my house!! Look what he brought me today:
So finally I can make calls, recieve calls, text, etc... all the wonderful things that my last phone just stopped doing.
And thank you to my hubby for all he went through to get it. Let's just say I can be a bit difficult! ;-)
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Sunday, September 13, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Look Ladies, it CAN be done!
I went to Gavin's bathroom last week and noticed a torn empty toilet paper roll in the floor and a new roll of toilet paper on the roll. After my initial shock, and the realization that Kris had NOT done this, I went to the other suspect- Gavin. "Gavin, did you change the toilet paper roll?" "Yes momma" was his reply. Well, having realized this was a phenomenon not unlike the Lochness Monster or Big Foot, I readied my camera for the next occurrence. Here is what I captured.
YES! YES! YES!! I have managed (without knowing it) to train the only known and documented man to change the toilet paper roll!!
Of course like all men caught doing something good he is so proud of himself!!
**Now, if I can just get him to get the paper to roll from the top and not the bottom**
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Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month

September is National Cancer Awareness Month. Ovarian cancer is the 9th leading cause of cancer in women and the 5th leading cause of cancer deaths. The American Cancer Society's most recent estimates for ovarian cancer in the United States are for 2009:
21,550 new cases of ovarian cancer
14,600 deaths from ovarian cancer
Click American Cancer Societieslink and read to find out more information such as risk factors, sypmtoms, and preventative measures. I use theACS website frequently for great information that doesn't come across as too scary, Just the facts. Feel free to share this website with others.
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Monday, September 7, 2009
The Boy with the Green Umbrella
No, we don't have an indoor leak, and at the time this picture was taken we had no rain nor none in the forecast. But when we went to the new Lifeway Store (or the library as Gavin so sweetly put it) he found this green umbrella and HAD to have it. Actually he wanted 2 but I had to draw the line somewhere!
Not only did he have to have this green umbrella but he also had to open it and pretend it was raining inside and jump puddles. My poor friend Alisa was such a sport and just got her own umbrella and played right along. I don't know what the other patrons thought but G and Alisa had a fantastic time.
So now here were are a couple of weeks in to the new umbrella phase and I can report it is still going strong!
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I've Been Educated by VS

I try to stay up to date on the latest fashion trends- I may not actually follow them, but I try to stay up to date. Imagine my surprise when I saw this headline on a section of my MSN homepage:Fall Lingerie & Loungewear
Really? Now I am no lingerie expert but in my experience but is there really fall lingerie? I mean ok, fall colors to get away from the usual red, white, or black, but I have never actually seen fall lingerie. So upon some research (and very little mind you before depression set in) I did manage to come up with the ONLY thing fall lingerie could be- 
Yes, the ever popular Camo Set!
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Saturday, September 5, 2009
Just a thought.....
As I was finishing up some last minute gifting for my husband I had to make a run to Wal-mart. My niece was with me and we were really trying to hurry but still not feel rushed-been there? As we are standing in line to pay I realize the woman in front of me is just talking away to the cashier. Now, by the look on the cashier's face the advice she was recieving was unsolicited and she was trying so hard to be polite. She had lost her voice (which always sounds funny to say) so she didn't have the luxury of saying anything that might end the conversation. Now don't get me wrong- I am a talker and I do my fair share. But I also try to listen too. So the perdicament of the checker really got me thinking. Here she is FORCED to listen. She is a captive audience and she has no choice but to listen to whatever pearl of wisdom each customer has to offer. Now I wonder how often I actively listen instead of just talking to fill space- being that overly talkative "customer" instead of really listening to what is going on. In all this the cashier still managed to keep a smile on her face and as we checked out and turned to leave she handed us a note that said "Thank you.. Have a great day!".
I now plan on working harder at listening in my life and at not only what others are saying but what the aren't saying as well. Silece can be golden after all. Just don't expect at 3 1/2 year old to understand!
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Friday, September 4, 2009
Fellow Blogger Giveaway
Southern Fried Dreams
For the 12 or so people out there who AREN"T followers of Southern Fried Dreams, today is the day to become one. Go over and check out her Blogiversy giveaway HERE She is a fantasic wife, mother, and blogger. Check out all her posts for some fantastic eye candy!!
My Southern Fried Friend is also a Southern Living at Home consultant and got me so excited about the product and the opportunity I became a consultant myself. If your interested in becoming a part of our "family" leave me a comment and I would LOVE to talk.
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I'm A Winner! (again)
Anyone who reads this or knows me knows how much I love books!! I have gotten better at not buying and just using the good 'ol library system -for the most part. I am also a fan of Goodreads for the fact that I can keep up with what I have read, want to read, what my friends are reading, or reviews.
They also have fantastic giveways of several books that are about to come out and (of course) I entered most of them. I was so excited when I recieved an email saying I had won this:
And here is the book description:
Joyce Meyer is not satisfied with the status quo. She believes that we each need to become a revolutionary and practice love every day. And if Joyce has her way, the revolution will spread - person by person, house by house, town by town, until the old culture of selfishness and greed gives way to a new culture of concern for others.
The book is a revolutionaries' manual, a hands-on primer for bringing the Golden Rule to life in the twenty-first century. Meyer starts out by giving some stunning statistics. Right now...210,000 children will die this week because of poverty; 640 million children do not have adequate shelter; every day, 3,000 children are abducted into the sex-trafficking industry; every day, 16,000 children die from hunger-related causes. She goes on to say that although crisis is global, the solution is local. We can't solve the world's problems, but that isn't a reason to remain idle.
LOVE REVOLUTION focuses on personal behavior on the local scale. It's not just a call to action; it is a call to being: being the person who goes out of your way to encourage someone who's out of hope; being the one who smiles at a stranger; being the one who is willing to do something for nothing. The paradox: when we do something for nothing, what we often get is something far greater.
So, you can see why I am so excited. I'll give you my own review after I get it and read it.
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Sunday, August 23, 2009
Another Giveaway Reminder

There is a fantastic giveaway at Dollar Store Crafts that I wanted to share with everyone. I have been following her blog for awhile and she has some FANASTIC and FRUGAL ideas. Gavin and I have even got the supplies for one such craft:A Microfiber Hedgehog. How cute is THAT!! There are SO many great ideas on this site and I cannot wait to see what comes next for fall and the holidays!
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Cousins
Last Sunday while Kris was on duty Gavin and I went to my mom and dads "cabin" to get out of the house and to visit. Cousin Dani was there too and these are some of the great pics I got of the 2 of them. She is such a great helper and loves to mother Gavin. I am so happy they are close and love each other so much. (even though they DO argue like broher and sister sometimes!)
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Sunday Comics

Click Here for this weeks edition of "Sunday Comics".
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Friday, August 21, 2009
I've Been Chosen!!

Wow! I have just been chosen as Friday's Featured Folllower (aka stalker- FFF) by a blogger I LOVE to read Chalk It Up! She is a fantastic artist as well as creator of some of the cutest chalk boards you will ever see. I feel honored to be today's feature (almost sounds like a plate lunch special when I put it like that!. Take time to visit Chalk It Up as well as her Esty store. Christmas will be here before you know it!!
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Monday, August 17, 2009
It's Cancer
Those were the words I heard last Monday from the dermatologists office regarding the biopsies I had mentioned in a few posts back. (Important Information Of the four biopsies 2 were normal moles, one was a dysplastic abnormal mole and the fourth- the one I was concerned about to begin with-cancerous. If there is a skin cancer to have luckily I had the best form.
After I recovered from my initial shock and gathered all the information I could I emailed some close friends for prayer and left the rest up to God.
Today was the day of my outpatient surgery and all in all I think things went well. The cancerous area was scraped and then burned (very technical terms I know!!) and the area where the abnormal mole was located was cut out and will be biopsied again. Right now my arm is really hurting from where they took the LARGE circular area. I will have to go back in 2 weeks to have the stitches removed and then again in 3 months for another full body exam. Unless the second biopsy comes back abnormal hopefully this is it for a while!!
I will say that even though this cancer has not been life threatening per se it has been hard to go through and scary. I just am overly aware of every little blemish, every little twinge of pain in my body now. I think we are our own best advocate for our health care and I am so thankful that I followed my instint and had the biopsies done instead of just removal!
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I'm A Winner!!
As I was getting ready this morning I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. Usually I would just let them leave a message, especially since I was running a little behind. But imagine my surprise when I answered and heard this:
"This is Channel 5 and you have just won tickets to Elmo's Green Thumb!" 
I think I said "You're kidding" in a very excited voice. I had been wanting to take Gavin when the show comes to town next week but the cost coupled with not knowing if he would even sit still long enough for it had deterred me. But FREE!?!? Can't say no to that!
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Friday, August 14, 2009
A Good Day
It's been kind of a crappy week to put it mildly! I won't go into all the details but let's just say it had lots of excitement, a little smoke, and a whole lotta of what the @#%$^$% going on!!
So imagine my surprise when I went to Chik-Fil-A (shocking I KNOW) and this is what I get home with:
No, I can't say I was the 100th customer but something told me I should just go inside to order my large tea with lemon. So as I am waiting on my tea the nice little dude next to me was the 100th customer (I can hear the cowbell ringing even as I type!) He was quite pleased with himself to say the least. So we chatted while we waited and then (tear) he handed me the rose and said "Have a great day"! Now as cheesy as it sounds it really did make a difference in my day! It felt good for someone to do something nice for me who had no reason to and wouldn't expect something in return later. So Chik-Fil-A guy wherever you are....Thanks So Much!!
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